Last night I saw La Dispute and Le Pre Ou Je Suis Mort.
It was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Tiny, Crowed Venue, Me, Matt, Calum and Gaz at the front, everything about it was so sick.
So I was just speaking to my good friend Sam Gower about the new 360.
Sam Gower:
nothing sony does interests me
in the slightest
Charlie.:
I’m a “mature gamer” according to sony. One that doesn’t like games.
THEY WANT A MULTIMEDIA EXPERIENCE! SHIT!
AND LIKE, FREE WIFI AND COFFEE!
HEY MAN CAN WE BUILD A COFFEE MACHINE INTO THAT?
Sam Gower:
i would totally buy a console/coffee machine
Charlie.:
Sony’s will make better coffee, with less types of coffee to choose from.
Microsoft’s will allow you to make frappachino and has 7 kinds of sugar to choose from, as well as biscotti.
but you’ll have to pay a recurring fee for 3 of the extra kinds of sugar and the biscotti.
and you can’t drink Nintendo unless you throw it around around.
Thank you and goodnight.
Okay, so I’ve finally got around to writing this. I’m going to cover all the announcements and stuff that I’m really excited about, possibly in a satiric tone, it depends on how things go. Okay, so first up – The possibly best thing to come out of E3 this year.
Thats right, they’ve finally named the Warhammer 40k MMO.
Words cannot describe how excited I am for this game. The graphics look fantastic, Click here for some swedish site for screen shots. We’ve got lots more news and information still to be released however the game is scheduled for release in 2012. I for one cannot wait.
Since day one the entire world has been waiting to be able to play as Grey Fox, and Sons of Liberty did stem that desire with it’s final boss battle, for a time. But after seeing Raiden in action in Sons of the Patriots, the best way to explain how bad ass we all thought he was is as such: A dude with a beard riding in a convertible T-Rex transformer though space, to choke god to death with his bare hands. That is essentially Raiden’s role in Sons of the Patriots.
Now from this trailer I have deduced that they are probably going to try and integrate Playstation Move into the PS3 version, I kinda hope they don’t. If I have to move my fucking controller around to select the direction I want to slice someone in half, I’m just going to rage, and look for the keys to my T-Rex.
It would be wrong of me not to touch on this game, even though I have denounced it as my savior. FOR THE EMPEROR!
I must say, this trailer is fantastic, although I am not particularly happy of the change of tech from Knights of the Old Republic.
Okay sure, Swords vs Lightsabers was kinda stupid, but it was awesome.
The fact that now we’re moving a bit closer to the clone wars, and we’ve already got soldiers in Clone Trooper armour is just kinda gash. The old republic was always good because it was so separate from the main Star Wars lore, and they could pretty much do anything within the constraints of the universe.
It still looks epic, and I am still planning on giving it a try, even if all the Sith players are 13.
Republic, it’s the new Horde.
What more can you want from a warhammer game? Orks, Space Marines, Blood + Gore.
If only they had chosen a chapter with some actual background. Bloody Smurf Marines are the worst of all.
I Don’t have much else to say on this matter, except that I’m still buying it, and I’m still going to mash thousands of orks into a bloody pulp with my powerfist.
I’ll probably add some more to this entry later, but I’m pretty happy with this so far.
Yeah, so someone asked me what I thought of the lost finale, and I tried to post the following to their facebook wall, and I was unable to; I guess I hit the character limit.
I’m bored as hell, with nothing to write about so I’m going to post a dumb facebook quiz.
This survey gets crazy, are you ready?
Commence survey.
Are you missing anyone?
I miss a lot of people from college, and sometimes I miss Sarah.
Have you kissed more than 4 people this year?
Uhh, doubt it.
Have you had sex with a black person?
Nope. Are you going to ask if I’ve slept with a white person?
Are you someone who hates to read?
Nope, I’m reading Time Travellers Wife & Brave New World at the moment.
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