So I was just speaking to my good friend Sam Gower about the new 360.

Sam Gower:
nothing sony does interests me
in the slightest

Charlie.:
I’m a “mature gamer” according to sony. One that doesn’t like games.
THEY WANT A MULTIMEDIA EXPERIENCE! SHIT!
AND LIKE, FREE WIFI AND COFFEE!
HEY MAN CAN WE BUILD A COFFEE MACHINE INTO THAT?

Sam Gower:
i would totally buy a console/coffee machine

Charlie.:
Sony’s will make better coffee, with less types of coffee to choose from.
Microsoft’s will allow you to make frappachino and has 7 kinds of sugar to choose from, as well as biscotti.
but you’ll have to pay a recurring fee for 3 of the extra kinds of sugar and the biscotti.
and you can’t drink Nintendo unless you throw it around around.

Thank you and goodnight.